SATC: Ranking Miranda’s 15 Love Interests
13. Ethan Watson
Miranda dated a lot of slimy guys throughout the Sex and the City series and Ethan Watson was definitely one of the worst! The two dated briefly in season 2, episode 6 until Miranda began learned that he wasn’t able to be intimate without having porn on in the background. Not only that, but he seemed to only have an interest in the women on the television and none in the person he was with! Definitely a deal breaker.
12. Marathon Man
In season 4’s episode “Baby, Talk is Cheap,” Miranda started dating a man in her running group. She joined the group to train for a marathon which is how this love interest got deemed “marathon man.” Unfortunately, he was into some bedroom antics that Miranda was definitely not down for. While she gave it a shot after chatting it over with the ladies, when it came time for her to reciprocate, she couldn’t bring herself to do it. This relationship had to end. At least it pushed her to start running faster!