Vanderpump Rules: Stassi Schroeder’s 10 Best Quotes

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Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules is everything we love about a reality show: it’s trashy, it’s over-the-top dramatic, and it has outlandish characters. One of the show’s best characters is Stassi Schroeder – an unapologetic, intense, and manipulative woman who always keeps her friends and lovers on their toes. Stassi is never afraid to speak her mind, even though we’re often horrified by the things she says. We’ve rounded up 10 of Stassi’s best quotes that show just how outrageous she is!

10. She’s A Princess

At the beginning of season 1, Stassi tries to convince viewers that she’s a classy and proper woman. Unfortunately, she isn’t very successful. Still, she insists that she comes from royalty: “My mom’s always told me that I’m a descendant of a Swedish princess. So I try and act like one.”


9. She Loves Her Beach Days

In the first season, Stassi and her boyfriend Jax have a rocky relationship. Eventually Stassi cuts Jax loose, after which one of her SUR co-workers, Laura-Leigh, swiftly moves in to hook up with him. Stassi is more than a little upset: “You really are going to bang my ex boyfriend, and mess up my beach day and tan? Really?”

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