Ross, the Divorce Force. Ross-a-Tron. Mental Geller. Dinosaur Guy. Professor Mc-Nails-His-Students. Ross Geller had his fair share of nicknames on Friends, but whatever you want to call him he’ll be just as funny as always. The paleontologist, single dad, and good friend may mostly be remembered for his rom-com romance with Rachel, but his comedic chops got us laughing in almost every episode of the long-running, still beloved favorite show. Check out 10 of Ross’s funniest quotes on Friends.
10. “I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.” (Season 10, Episode 4)
Sibling jealously isn’t anything new, but Ross and his sister Monica certainly could take it to epic new levels. Apparently, that started when they were still young as their mom Judy recalled for the entire ganga at Emma’s first birthday party. “I remember your first birthday. Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving [Monica], he pulled on his testicles so hard we had to take him to the emergency room.” O…M…G. But the laughs don’t stop there. When Rachel discovers the bakery has made a major mistake with the cake – “Oh my God! They put my baby’s face on a penis!” Judy nudges Ross and Monica’s dad, “Jack, look at this.” His response: “I know what you’re thinking Judy…the resemblance is uncanny.” Gah! No! No! No! Ross has a similar reaction. “I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.”