Seth Cohen’s Most Memorable Quotes From Season 1 Of The O.C.

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Before The Big Bang Theory and the new wave of “Geek Chic,” there was another comic-book reading, indie-music-loving, adorable nerd who lived in Newport Beach. Seth Cohen brought sarcasm, humor and hilarious one-liners to the hit show The O.C. during its four season run. Adam Brody was rumored to have improvised many of his lines and whether scripted or off the cuff, he definitely had audiences in stitches every single episode. Here are 18 of Seth Cohen’s more memorable quotes from the show’s first season.

18. Episode 9 – The Heights

“Every year, some big water polo player ends up peeing in one of my shoes, but…Nah, I’m just kidding. They pee in both.”

17. Episode 5 – The Outsider

“Because we all know you get a lot of mileage out of a tank top.”

16. Episode 1 – Pilot

“Hey! Do you wanna play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can, like, steal cars and… Not that that’s cool. Or uncool.”




15. Episode 1 – Pilot

“Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day is a fashion show for these people.”

14. Episode 11 – The Homecoming

“Wow. That actually happens in real life. […] I said Marisa has my chinos!” Said Seth, trying to cover up the fact that Marisa is in Chino with Ryan, after yelling this fact to Kirsten over the blender.

13. Episode 13 – The Best Chrismukkah Ever

“Allow me to introduce you to a little something that I like to call “Chrismukkah.” […] That’s right. It’s a new holiday, Ryan, and it’s sweeping the nation…or at least the living room.”