We have to care about this. Everyone care. Care so hard.
Kanye West is unabashedly in love with Kim Kardashian, even a year and a day after being married to her.
Kim spent last week reminiscing about the couple’s nuptials–all that good stuff from the wedding, and the drama with her brother, Rob. OK, she didn’t get nostalgic about Rob not attending the wedding, but she did post a ton of photos to Instagram leading up to her anniversary.
Surely, Kanye did something wonderful for Kim on their anniversary, but the day after, he took to Twitter to tweet a lovely message to the mother of his child.
“Kim, I’m so happy to be married to the girl of my dreams. I love you and Nori so much!!! I would find you in any lifetime.”
And Kim replied.
“Awwww baby I love you so much!!!!!! I would find you too! Anywhere!!!!!”
Hold up. How old are these people? 17?
Fortunately, whenever we need to be taken back to high school, Kanye and Kim are there to drive the bus. Nah, that’s nothing personal directed toward the two. It’s just silly that they make as much as they do, telling other people what to do, while telling other people to stop telling them what to do. Ya dig? The blind leading the blind. The insane running the asylum.
It’d be interesting to see some legit Vegas odds on how long it is until Kim has milked Kanye of his will to live. The variable in this case is Kanye’s ability to believe anything he tells himself.
Regardless, here’s a congratulations to the couple on their first year of marriage. We’re all better off for their union.