Well… it has been a fun ride. Kim Kardashian set out to be famous from a very early age, and she has achieved that goal. Now, it’s time for her to buckle down, and get serious about applying her talents and skill set to a career. She’s in her 30s and has the clout to do a lot of things she’s probably always wanted to try. Here are a few things Kim is probably really good at — things she could think about spinning into a career. All PC police should turn back now. While in good fun, this list will definitely offend.
7. Adult Film Star
This was a gimme. Aside from being Robert Kardashian’s daughter, and having a ton of cash at her disposal from an early age, Kim Kardashian probably would have only gotten as far as “L.A. Socialite” if she didn’t get freaky with Ray J. Isn’t it crazy to think that Ray J. was the real celebrity at the time? What we learned: Kim proved that she could do the deed on camera, and that she could make a profitable film. It’s not to say this would be the wisest choice for the soon-to-be mother of two, but it would be a career choice. Considering Kim’s panache for the best of the best, and the finest of the fine and the hated of the hated, she’d probably produce a train wreck starring Caitlyn and Kris Jenner entitled, For Old Time’s Sake.