Jennifer Lawrence’s 15 Most Hilarious Quotes Ever!

Jennifer Lawrence is about to make her way onto movie screens everywhere this weekend, starring as Katniss Everdeen in the second installment of The Hunger Games trilogy: Catching Fire. Fans of Jennifer know how hilarious and outspoken she can be and we have her 15 best and most memorable quotes ever. From acceptance speeches to interviews, you never know what’s going to come out of this woman’s mouth – which is the exact reason she has millions of fans all over the world.

Here are Jennifer Lawrence’s 15 Most Hilarious Quotes:

15. “I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.” – opening up to Jimmy Kimmel about a recent check-up.

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14. On getting ready for red carpets: “It’s so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like [I am] now. I get really hyper. [Squeals.] So then I go in interviews and I’m like, ‘I’m like a chihuahua! I’m shaking and peeing!’ And then afterwards, I’m like, ‘I just talked about peeing on the red carpet.’”

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13. During an interview on the Oscars Red Carpet: “I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn’t say fries! I’m seeing you talk and all I’m seeing is me being pissed I didn’t get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.”

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12. On training for the Hunger Games: “I had to have running training because I’m not a very good runner. I run weird. … The hardest stunt is probably basic running. And trying not to hit myself in the face with my bow, are my two greatest challenges.”

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11. On getting starstruck, Jen tells Vanity Fair: “Once I’m obsessed with somebody, I’m terrified of them instantly. I’m not scared of them — I’m scared of me and how I will react. Like, for instance, one time someone was introducing me to Bill Maher, and I saw Meryl Streep walk into the room, and I literally put my hand right in Bill Maher’s face and said, ‘Not now, Bill!’ and I just stared at Meryl Streep. […] I just creepily stared at her.

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10. On reasons why she may be getting turned down for parts: “I never think it’s right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I’ll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I’ll forget I’m chewing it. Then you don’t want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I’ve asked to throw it away. I’ve started to wonder if that’s why I didn’t get certain movies.”

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9. Talking to Jimmy Kimmel about her encounter with Adele: “It was supposed to do that, though. I planned it. I was concerned people would start talking about the award that I won, and my acting, so I thought I’d pull a stunt just to get things back to where they need to be.”

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8. After coughing on David Letterman: “Sorry! That was phlegm. That was so powerful. I’m like a dragon!”

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7. When asked about her workout routine: “I hate saying, ‘I like exercising’ — I want to punch people who say that.”

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6. On her Oscar after-party: “I stopped at Harvey Weinstein’s party for a little bit, got my parents drunk, and then I left and went home.”

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5. On flying first class: “I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone’s got their newspapers and they’re on the computer, and I’m like, ‘Can I get a coloring book, please? Can I get some crayons?'”

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4. When asked by Kristin Chenoweth if she likes the show Dance Moms: “Do bears s–t in the woods?!”

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3. Speaking with Entertainment Weekly on her publicist’s frustrations with her: “It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [I lied and told someone] I’m pregnant!…I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.”

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2. On what she carried in her Oscar’s clutch: “Candy, almonds, my phone, a Baby Ruth, Laffy Taffy.”

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1. On what she told the passengers after a recent car accident: “I’m sorry that I hit your family. I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo.”

 

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Cate has a B.A. and an M.A. in English Literature and has been the Managing Editor of Fame10 for more than 6 years. Despite having a love for the works of Thomas Hardy, Leo Tolstoy and Lord Byron, she also has an intense fascination with pop culture. When she isn’t writing for Fame10, she’s planning her next big adventure in Southeast Asia.

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