Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: 7 Most Face-Palmable Moments
There is no such thing as bad publicity. So long as they’re talkin’ about ya… and when people are talkin’ about ya, you’re a cash commodity. “It’s a sad societal state that we live in,” said everyone who has lived on this earth. This is nothing new. People love celebrity. They need false gods to worship, and people to point at who make them feel better about themselves when those people look foolish. That’s exactly what we have in the Kylie Jenner, Blac Chyna feud. Here are the 7 biggest reasons to put your face in your hands.
7. It’s Over a Guy Named Tyga
Let’s consider why these ladies are feuding to begin with. It’s over a guy named Tyga, who is a rapper, but that statement in and of itself is debatable. Even if he was great, his name is Tyga. Tyga!? This is a play on the animal known as a Tiger, but jazzed up in the most derogatory, stereotypical way possible for someone who came from the inner city. It’d be awesome if he’d just go by Michael Nguyen-Stevenson. That would be clever. But then, the ladies probably wouldn’t war over Michael Stevenson. So, there’s Kylie Jenner, the daughter of an Olympian and a socialite, who is privy to more money than has been printed, and Blac Chyna, an “urban model” and stripper who came to know Tyga, then starred in one of his videos. Which of these gals should take the high road?
6. Kylie Keeps Poking Blac Chyna With a Stick
Speaking of not taking the high road, Kylie keeps jabbing Blac Chyna with a selfie stick. And she’s likely being coached to do so by some idiot in her family. Why do this to someone? To anyone? You “got” the guy? Is that not enough? Well… not when you’re 18, and you’re a socialite celeb. Enough is never enough, because you’ve never really had so much that it’s been truly overwhelming. So, the sister of Kim Kardashian — trying to do the best Kim Kardashian impersonation — keeps poking the stripper who is trying to do the best Nicki Minaj impersonation. It’s not becoming, but it does land your name in the headlines, as witnessed above. And if you’re mom is none other than momager, Kris Jenner, this is not only a good thing, it’s the best of things! Such a societal bane, that woman.