12 Funniest Female Celebrities on Twitter (With Quotes)!

There are some female celebrities that you simply must follow on Twitter! They are funny, clever and not afraid to say anything! If you want to laugh, check out this list of the 12 funniest female celebrities on Twitter! P.S. We included some samples of their tweets! Enjoy!

12. Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling’s life is all about humor! She was in “The Office,” has her own sitcom “The Mindy Project” and a best-selling book. One of her favorite places to exercise her wit is on Twitter! “hee hee i like when you’re looking at the list of who a guy follows on twitter and it’s just famous comedians and girls he’s hooked up with.” Ha!

11. Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham is the creator and the star of “Girls” and, if you have watched that show, you know how clever it is. When it comes to her Twitter account, Dunham likes to keep it fresh while poking fun at herself!  “Just broke my pants. This will be probably my 379th afternoon limping through the world holding a garment closed. Conservative estimate.”

10. Rashida Jones

Rashida Jones – best known for her role on “The Office” – knows how to use her Twitter account to keep her followers giggling and coming back for more! Some of her tweets are just so apt! “Who knew that Miss America contestants were singlehandedly keeping tap dancing schools open? #awesomelyawkward.”

9. Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman is a comedienne, so it makes sense that her Twitter account would be filled with hilarity. One of the greatest things about Silverman? She isn’t afraid to speak her mind and say the things we’re all thinking but would never dare say out loud! “If u think high wasted pants look good ur high and wasted.” We couldn’t agree more!

8. Ellen Degeneres

Ellen Degeneres has spent a good portion of this year creating some hilarious tweets and we’re appreciative of her efforts! She certainly knows how to make us laugh with her fun sense of humor! “Back from vacation & can’t remember where anything is. Where are the forks? The cups? The family photos? You know what? This isn’t my house.”

7. Diablo Cody

Diablo Cody – the screenwriter for “Juno” – has always been known for her coy and self-deprecating sense of humor and we love her for it! Cody keeps Twitter interesting with her funny tweets about her children. “Older son just used book of children’s Bible stories to smack younger son.” Yikes!

6. Ellen Page

Ellen Page is just awesome! After seeing her in “Juno” with its sharp dialogue, it’s hard not to assume that this woman must have an amazing sense of humor. Well, as it turns out, she really does! On Twitter, she is constantly showing her fans just how funny she is – even when it comes to the Prince and Princess’ new baby! “Woah people seem super excited for this new british band, the royal baby.”

5. Rebel Wilson

There is something so disarming about Rebel Wilson – she is hilarious and completely adorable! Wilson obviously doesn’t take herself too seriously and it’s evident after reading through her tweets! “I’m not too famous to eat crumbs off my chest x.”

4. Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie is hilarious and she’s definitely someone you should follow on Twitter! In fact, Richie’s web series “Candidly Nicole” is based off of her tweets. However, many of her really funny tweets aren’t even featured in the episodes. “Who do I contact to sue Legally Blonde? I tried the “bend & snap”..all I got was a rip in my crotch and a back spasm.”

3. Kristen Bell

When it comes to funny tweets, Kristen Bell is a master! She doesn’t seem to take herself too seriously in spite of how beautiful, funny and clever she is. See it for yourself! “Either listen 2 the radio or don’t – But I beg u not to just ‘have it on’ at a superlow volume unless ur intent is 2 make me feel schizophrenic.”

2. Anna Kendrick

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are hilarious and some of them you wouldn’t even expect from her. We never even knew she had a serious crush on Ryan Gosling until she tweeted about it! “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theatre again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate.’”

1. Olivia Wilde

Who knew that Olivia Wilde is funny! Wilde actually credits Twitter with helping her to show her fans just how hilarious she really is! Some of her tweets are absolute gold – see for yourself! “In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.” Funny, clever and beautiful! Jason Sudeikis is one lucky man!

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