The Big Bang Theory: Howard Wolowitz’s 10 Funniest Quotes

  
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In a lot of ways, Howard Wolowitz is the funniest character on The Big Bang Theory. While Sheldon Cooper’s jokes may became annoying or redundant, Wolowitz’s lines are always fresh and perfectly timed, even if sometimes they are a little creepy. Simon Helberg has become a script writer’s dream with his deliverance of Wolowitz and his lines on-screen, which have stolen the show more than once in The Big Bang Theory‘s nine seasons. Check out 10 of his funniest quotes!

10. Season 2, Episode 19

Much of Wolowitz’s humor focuses on hitting on and being rejected by women, especially Penny, but no matter how many times she says no, he has a “don’t quit” attitude.

Wolowitz: “Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.”
Penny: “Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.”
Wolowitz: “So there IS a number.”


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9. Season 1, Episode 3

Sometimes it seems as if Howard is going to say something heartfelt, but most of the time it turns into a joke at his expense.

Wolowitz: “Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms- or hits you with the pepper spray.”

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