The Big Bang Theory: Amy’s 10 Funniest Quotes

  

When Amy Farrah Fowler was introduced to The Big Bang Theory in the final episode of season three, it seemed audiences were simply getting a female Sheldon type character to contend with. As the seasons have gone on, however, actress Mayim Bialik has transformed the character into one of the best and funniest parts of the series. While some of the jokes of the other characters are getting a little tired, there is never any telling what Amy is going to do or say, and she keeps the show fresh and hilarious. There have been so many funny Amy quotes over the seasons, but here are 10 of the best!

10. Season 8, Episode 12

Penny: “Do I really force you to do things you don’t want to?”
Amy: “Yeah, but it’s okay”
Penny: “How is it okay?”
Amy: “I promised myself if I ever got friends I’d do whatever they said. Really, I’m lucky you found me before a cult did.”

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Sonja Flemming / ©CBS / courtesy Everett Collection

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9. Season 5, Episode 3

Amy: “The only person who signed my yearbook was my mother. ‘Dear Amy, self respect and a hymen are far better than friends and fun. Love, Mom.'”

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Robert Voets / © CBS / Courtesy Everett Colle / © CBS / Courtesy Everett Collection

8. Season 7, Episode 7

Howard: “Is that book called ‘Lies I tell to get sex’?”
Raj: “Is that a real book? I would totally read that book.”
Amy: “Can I borrow it when you’re done?”

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Source; CBS

7. Season 4, Episode 22

Amy: “So are you off to dinner with Priya, Howard and Bernadette?”
Leonard: “Yeah, how did you know?”
Amy: “I heard it at the mall when I was shopping with my girlfriends, cause, you know, that’s kinda my life now. Have a good night. Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.”


6. Season 8, Episode 2

Amy: “Usually when someone’s being talked about behind their back, it’s me and it’s right in front of my face.”

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5. Season 5, Episode 24

Amy: “Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.”

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Source: CBS

4. Season 5, Episode 1

Amy: “A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better.”

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Source: CBS

3. Season 6, Episode 6

Amy: “Wow, my boyfriend is friends with Stephen Hawking and my new dandruff shampoo doesn’t smell like tar. Everything really is coming up Amy.”

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Michael Yarish/©CBS/courtesy Everett Collection

2. Season 6, Episode 11

Amy: “You think that’s bad? In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.”

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Monty Brinton/©CBS/courtesy Everett Collection

1. Season 5, Episode 12

Amy: “Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative… Oh it’s tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!
Penny: “You look beautiful”
Amy: “Of course I do, I’m a princess and this is my tiara!”

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