The Mindy Project: Morgan’s 10 Best Quotes

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On every show there’s always that one character who completely wins over the audience and steals the show. When it comes to The Mindy Project, this person is most definitely Morgan Tookers. He’s like a Phoebe from Friends with his quirky humor and odd tendencies that should make him weird, but instead make him all the more lovable. In the beginning of the series, Morgan, who is played by comedian Ike Barinholtz, is hired on as one of the nurses for the medical practice and, since episode one, he’s brought the best comical relief to the show. He loves to meddle in his co-workers relationships, believe’s Mindy is his queen and knows no boundaries, and loves to give out advice from his days in prison! The Mindy Project has been on the air for four seasons (with the second half starting on April 12) giving ample time for Morgan to throw out some great quotes. It’s hard to narrow down the list, but here’s a quick overview of his 10 best quotes from the first two seasons of the show:

10. He Gives Great Advice

Morgan: “Okay Dr L., as a hot guy with a fancy job, I think I have some insight here. Number two sexist female organ? The butt. Number one sexiest female organ? The brain. The ba-donk-a-donk and the ba-think-a-think.” (Season 1, Episode 4)

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9. He Likes Nicknames

Morgan: “They used to call me the Loch Ness Morgan. Mostly cause I would show up blurry in photographs.” (Season 1, Episode 5)

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8. He Knows How to Read a Room

Morgan: “Whoa, weird energy in here. Is the ghost back?” (Season 2, Episode 11)

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7. He’s a Great Employee

[Morgan’s Interviewer] Danny: “What are your strengths?”
Morgan: “Upper body. I own my own scrubs. Also, when it comes to drawing blood, I’m so painless I’m like a giant mosquito.” (Season 1, Episode 1)

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6. He’s Got a Big Heart

Jeremy: “Morgan, I’m so sorry. I need to make this up to you, I feel like I’ve led you astray.”
Morgan: “A stray? Where is he? We’re gonna find him. How’d he get in the building?” (Season 1, Episode 14)

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5. He’s Close with Family

Morgan: “I kissed my grandmother so tight on the lips this morning, she said, ‘Get the hell off me.'” (Season 2, Episode 15)

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4. He’s Got A Lot of Friends

[Phone ringing] Morgan: “Go.”
Mindy: “Hey, Morgan. It’s Mindy.”
Morgan: “From work?”
Mindy: “Yeah, Morgan. From work. Mindy from work.”
Morgan: “I’m sorry, my neighbor has a cat whose name is also Mindy.” (Season 1, Episode 11)

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3. He Knows Social Media

Morgan: “Are you kidding me? A winky face? That’s like emoji porn.” (Season 2, Episode 8)

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2. He’s Got His Priorities Straight

Morgan: “Guys, I dropped a Mike and Ike on the floor. I need all eyes on this.” (Season 1, Episode 14)

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1. He is Inspirational

Morgan: “Think of the best, strongest warrior version of yourself. Give that warrior a name. Never tell it to anyone. Mine is Axehead Lundgren. (Come on, Morgan!) Okay, okay, then whatever he’s doing to the warrior, he’s not doing to you, so you find his weakness, and you tell your warrior to go get him.” (Season 1, Episode 5)

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