Charlie Sheen’s 10 Craziest Quotes Ever

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The television star went on an epic rant on “The Alex Jones Show.” “I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee…they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’”

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The over-the-top celebrity told “20/20” why he likes porn stars so much. “They’re the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do. And together it’s like, it’s on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.”

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Charlie Sheen told “The Today Show” that he had cured himself of all his addictions. “I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction…the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.”

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The controversial actor talked about his dual personality on “Piers Morgan Tonight.” “I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.”

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During the height of his meltdown, Charlie Sheen told “20/20” that everything in his daily life was good. “It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”

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The “Anger Management” star discussed with “20/20” how he survived his experiences with drugs. “I probably took more than anybody could survive…I was bangin’ seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear…I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

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Charlie Sheen discussed how he parties with “20/20.” “I mean, what’s not to love? Especially when you see how I party man, it’s epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children.”

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Charlie Sheen raged in an open letter about the creator of “Two and a Half Men,” Chuck Lorre. “I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

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In an interview with “The Today Show,” Charlie Sheen talked about how he desires to stay true to himself: “I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars. People can’t figure me out. They can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

Cate

Cate has a B.A. and an M.A. in English Literature and has been the Managing Editor of Fame10 for more than 6 years. Despite having a love for the works of Thomas Hardy, Leo Tolstoy and Lord Byron, she also has an intense fascination with pop culture. When she isn’t writing for Fame10, she’s planning her next big adventure in Southeast Asia.