When you see that headline, you’re not surprised, are you?
Brandi Glanville is a potty mouth. At present, she may very well have a potty soul. She’s just… kind of… dirty. And the cosmetic work she’s had done. Mercy. Why? She was a really beautiful woman. It’s like those people who take a classic car, and decide it’d look better with overly expensive, yet really tacky, 24 inch chrome rims. It’s all quite sad, really–more so the car over her face.
Brandi could and would probably blame all of her issues on her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, and his present wife, LeAnn Rimes, but at some point, Brandi has to figure that she, herself, is a hot mess, right? If we were to take bets, do we think she’s going to settle down, and live into old age with a husband? C’mon, Brandi. You’re better than this.
What happened this time? During the most recent episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi decided she’d do a little venting about Eddie and LeAnn during the confessional things that they do on every reality show disallowing audience members to see any real distinction between one show and another. (Honestly, who else is still peeved at the Producers Guild for not giving the writers what they so obviously deserved in 2007? We’ll always know it as the rise of the Kardashians.)
And in Brandi’s one-on-one with the camera, she decided to get really clever with her potty mouth. She described LeAnn Rimes as a country singer, but really enunciated and emphasized the first syllable of the word country.
You picking up what I’m laying down? If not, see it for yourself in the video below.