Miley Cyrus Shares Controversial Twitpic – See It Here!

Featureflash / Shutterstock.comMiley. Cyrus. Does this girl have an on/off switch? ‘Cause I just thought of a great Christmas gift for the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There’s no such thing as bad publicity, and Miley is well aware of how to work the machine. The 21 year young, deep well of life wisdom recently posted a pic on Twitter, flashing her chest, while covering her boobies with what looks like hearts made with the Microsoft Paint app. Miley was hoping to raise awareness about censorship of female nudity with her photo.

Unfortunately, the photo makes her look like a 17 year old boy with really fine features. And that tongue. Oh, that tongue. Miley, considering the season, we double-dog-dare ya to find a frozen flagpole with that thing.

Miley went on to defend herself via Twitter, suggesting that anyone complaining about her photo was further proving her point. How can you argue against such wit and insight? Why is it so sad to see someone flush legitimate talent down a toilet?

One has to wonder what Christmas is like for the Cyrus clan. I’d imagine the eggnog will have a little extra goodness this year. 2013 has been a doozy–totally came in like a wrecking ball–most of it unexpected. On the other end of the spectrum, 2013 has been pretty fantastic for Miley in the realm of profit margin. Kudos to her label, and her “people.” They have managed to maximize their profits, as well the the supreme embarrassment and shamelessness of the entire music industry.

Maybe we can blame all of this on the devaluing dollar?

Check out the video to see the controversial pic:


James Sheldon