Chris Pratt hasn’t even started his world press tour for the highly anticipated film Jurassic World, but he’s already pretty sure he’s going to offend somebody, so he’s apologizing beforehand in a lengthy and hilarious message.
On Friday, May 22 the funnyman took to his Facebook page to post the message, beginning with, “I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).”
He even went on to give an explanation for potentially saying something he shouldn’t, “I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try!”
“When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line.”
The 35-year explains that he understands why what he probably will say is offensive and was probably just trying to be funny before concluding, “To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).”
Although a joke, it seems Pratt is preparing for a similar situation faced by Avengers: Age of Ultron stars Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner who came under fire after making sexist comments about Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow character. After which both apologized with Renner specifically stating they were “just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour,” which Pratt is just gearing up for.
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