Love Triangle Between Paltrow, Martin And Lawrence

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Just to be crystal clear, this is a piece about the ongoing romances of Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence. Not about a budding relationship between Gwyneth Paltrow and Martin Lawrence.

It seems as if everyone involved in this used-to-be-lovers scenario has moved on to someone new–or at least an interim, loving time-share.

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are exploring their mutual interests, Gwyneth has allegedly taken an interest in one of the co-creators from Glee (obviously not Ryan Murphy), and Jennifer Lawrence’s former man, Nicholas Hoult, has taken a liking to Kristen Stewart.

What does all of this mean?

Two things for certain: Attractive people are attracted to other attractive people; creatives are attracted to other creatives.

These poor people. They possess monetary wealth, but really can’t enjoy it like most others. They’re seen as demigods. And if they break from the paradigm, then they’re not as cool, because there is very little mystery surrounding their daily to and fro.

Could you imagine one of these people trying to meet someone outside of the business at hand? They all meet while collaborating, or because of friends who have collaborated with them. It’s kind of sad in a way. Especially considering Gwyneth and Chris, who will someday have to offer a version of all this to their children, after their children have learned to use Google proficiently.

Nah. There really is no love triangle, per se… not yet, at least. Some of us don’t think the Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow story has endured it’s final chapter, but then, pride can be a ghoulish beast that will swallow you whole, and help to repress all true feelings.

Advice to all of these folks: Find someone in the realm of medical science, law, horticulture, marine biology… get some balance in your lives.

To see more on this spread of love between the most recognizable, check out the video below.


James Sheldon