8 Reasons Miley Cyrus Shouldn’t Host The VMAs
From Hannah Montana to wrecking-ball riding pop-star, 22-year-old Miley Cyrus has worked her way up the fame ladder and is now the host of the upcoming VMAs. Love her or loathe her, you have to admit that Miley isn’t necessarily a safe call when it comes to the choice of host. Granted, that could be just what the producers are hoping for, but here are 8 reasons Miley Cyrus shouldn’t host the VMAs.
8. Bleep! Bleepity bleep bleep!
When Miley Cyrus announced via Twitter that she was hosting the VMAs, she was her usual eloquent self. “F*ck yeah VMAs!!!!!” Not terribly shocking in itself, it is in Miley’s signature style and no one wants to have to listen to an hours-long broadcast that is filled with annoying bleeps to cover up not-for-TV vocab. She’d be better off leaving the lavish language on the web.
7. Performer vs. Host
The same Twitter announcement had Miley Cyrus dressed in a bright green alien outfit with signs stating that “MTV WON’T LET ME PERFORM / SO I’M HOSTING THIS YEAR’S VMAS.” Performing out, hosting in. Hmm. If the VMAs think they’ll be able to reign Miley in with a strict contract and iron-clad agreement, they’re either sticking their heads in the sand or are going to end up stifling her into one heck of a boring hosting appearance that will be completely and utterly un-Miley.