Gossip Girl: Georgina Sparks’ Best Quotes

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9. 50 Shades

Georgina: Did this really happen? You and Serena.
Dan: On the bar at The Campbell Apartment. Every dirty detail exactly as it occurred.
Georgina: Not that. The part where you guys get it on is Fifty Shades of boring. No offense.

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8. On Snagging Her Husband

Georgina: He needed a hot wife to impress his partners and I wanted a loft and a legacy at Yale for Milo. Now if you’ll excuse, I’m going to get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.

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7. On Being Married

Georgina: I’d say I’m great – I mean, look at my hair, my body, my clothes. But I’ve become a Bedford wife, and it’s really just the worst thing.

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6. On Seduction

Georgina: Dan Humphrey. Come to whisk me away for a secret rendezvous under the Tuscan sun? You’re lucky you’re on my free-pass list, otherwise Philip might have put up a fuss.
Dan: This invitation isn’t about seduction, Georgina. It’s about scandal.
Georgina: Can’t a girl have both? Philip will understand. We have an open marriage and a mutual understanding of each other.
Dan Humphrey: I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write another book on the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.
Georgina: Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.

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5. On Cutting Ties

Georgina: I don’t need anybody in my life who doesn’t wanna be there.

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4. On Scheming At Blair’s Wedding

Georgina: Bless us, Father. I have a feeling we’re about to sin.

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3. On Serena’s Behavior

Dan: You really think Serena’s on drugs?
Georgina: Well hopefully. Or clinically insane. Either would be a great ending for your book.

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2. Plea To Serena

Georgina: Please let me in on whatever scheme everyone seems to be a part of.  I haven’t conspired since I convinced Dan he was Milo’s dad. Unless you count speeding up the process at the hospice to get someone’s apartment.

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1. On Her Return To Evil

Blair: Where are you?
Georgina: Taking care of what you obviously couldn’t.
Blair: I don’t think Jesus would approve of that.
Georgina: Well, you can tell “Jesus” that the b-tch is back.